DavidH

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  • My design at Grand Designs..

    Just noticed the amazing competition to design a room on mydeco and have a chance to see that design designed at the Grand Designs Live exhibition, oh yeah - and win £1k. http://mydeco.com/the-magazine/style/articles/granddesignslive-competition

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  • a bunch of flowers.

    I'd give flowers to Elissa, the phoencian princess who reputedly founded the ancient city of Carthage - the very same Carthage that fought the three punic wars against Rome, the second of which they very nearly won thanks to a certain elephant-touting general known as Hannibal. Elissa who is sometimes known as Dido later had her song 'Thank you' sampled for Eminem's seminal rap record "Stan." I'm struggling to think of anyone more deserving for a bunch of flowers, and, having read this, I feel sure you agree. 

    boohpear
    boohpear

      I am concerned your blog will break with the number of hits you will receive from people searching ...  

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  • Going open plan makes me jellyfish scared (2)

    Finance is a bag of Revels stacked only with coffee-centred chocolate disappoints. A pair of pinstripes near Holborn was found three clicks into moneysupermaket.com. I wasn't expecting him. I was expecting 4.6% gross over 25 years from Northernbank Friendly Society.   Within moments of his first call, we were nose to nose over a walnut surface, filling in forms for a re-mortgage with Moneybanks Bank PLC repayable at xx% over very thinly stretched time. I saw in him an off-white cane and a sunk-eyed labrador, he saw in me a small commission. Completed with name penned, the forms were forwarded, received, handled and stamped by a sighing cog and, within fifteen working days, returned to the pair of pinstripes. He caused my mobile to shrill. He was delighted with his news: he could book his small commission!    

    cobblers65
    cobblers65

      I love your jellyfish  

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  • Going open plan makes me jellyfish scared

    It's been my finest line for months. When in the testostozone, I deliver it with staggeringly precise precision. Delivery honed to a pinhead, the issue of repetition. Men feel the need to redden my shoulders, ladies want to waggle my ears and couples lock at the eye-tips. So it goes: "I've only got three items of furniture in my living room. A big red sofa, a plasma screen and a table tennis table." Hilarity ensues. But now it is to change. Grand Designs and Property Ladder later Sarah Beeny has had the idea that I should knock a wall down and marry my kitchen to my living room. I'm to be the nuptial planner. It's like asking JayLo to wash your toenails. Like most of London I live in a Rubik’s Cube. A tiny one bedroomed ground floor box full of puzzles. Conundrums like why doesn't the blowy thing above my oven not blow, and just about where is the radiator's blood? This is true: a classy lady once bought something for my flat and put it in the bedroom. What more »

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    JenniferScott
    JenniferScott

      Your blog scares me a little.  

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